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Mega Church Pastor Creflo Dollar Is Arrested For Battery

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A funny thing happened today…

Ladies and Gentleman, exercising is a slowly disappearing activity in today’s society. We don’t do it as much as we need to, and as a result, the average mass of a human is steadily growing and growing each year. I myself am sadly apart  of the ever growing trend of the ever growing waistline, and as a result I have dedicated my summer to try to lose weight. Unfortunately, the plans I made yesterday to go running weren’t very well thought out.

The closest “track” to my house is my old elementary school, so I decided that I should try running around it to get a good feel of what I could run. Unfortunately for me, class was in session at the time, and a grown man running around an Elementary school with sweat on his brow and a smile on his face isn’t very welcoming. A little bit into my run, I was confronted by the Principal, who had been my Principal back when I attended the school. He asked me what I was doing, and the dumbest sentence I could ever muster up from the depths of my lungs came out of my mouth. My response: “Looking for children to play with!” I look back, and I could slap myself for the ignorance. However, I thought he would remember me. I was mistaken.

After five minutes of apologizing (I didn’t realize black peoples’ faces could ever turn red, mine was crimson) and another five minutes of reminding him who I was, we both decided that the police weren’t necessary and I decided to go running later, a lot later.

Moral of the story: Run at a reasonable time, in a reasonable area, and do it away from a school zone.

– Kwill

LeBron James Gets Beer Thrown At Him By Celtics Fan

Stay classy Boston. (sarcasm)

Haters are gonna hate, LeBron….whether it’s dumb fans like the guy in the video or this crazy ESPN personality. Just keep doing what you have to do…..only 5 wins away from a title. #MiamiHEATNation #TeamLeBron

by JMan 

Graduation Horror Stories

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The Zombie Apocalypse and Bathsalt Craze Is Getting Real……lol

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Funny Things I Found On My Facebook Feed

by JMan

Here are the funniest pics and the most random, weird stuff that were on my Facebook feed today:

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The Zombie Apocalypse is getting more real by the minute….lol jk

ilcspacesuits

NASA discovered the building blocks of the body’s protein, DNA, and RNA in meteorites. This means that amino acids, as well as adenine, guanine, cytosine and thymine are all extraterrestrial.

What does this mean?

With the building blocks of life crashing around the universe, it is very possible that life exists on another planet… and it may not be too different than ours.

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FB “Privacy Notice”: All a Hoax

by Kyle Williams 

Well, tough luck Facebookers, it looks like no matter what type of message or statement you put on your news feed, Facebook can still do whatever they want with it. According to sophos.com, a “privacy notice” has been popping up all over the walls of Facebook users lately. This notice cites the fact that now that Facebook is a publicly traded company, they can do whatever they want with your information, unless you put the following on your wall:

PRIVACY NOTICE: Warning – any person and/or institution and/or Agent and/or Agency of any governmental structure including but not limited to the United States Federal Government also using or monitoring/using this website or any of its associated websites, you do NOT have my permission to utilize any of my profile information nor any of the content contained herein including, but not limited to my photos, and/or the comments made about my photos or any other “picture” art posted on my profile.

You are hereby notified that you are strictly prohibited from disclosing, copying, distributing, disseminating, or taking any other action against me with regard to this profile and the contents herein. The foregoing prohibitions also apply to your employee , agent , student or any personnel under your direction or control.

The contents of this profile are private and legally privileged and confidential information, and the violation of my personal privacy is punishable by law. UCC 1-103 1-308 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED WITHOUT PREJUDICE. (M)"

Unfortunately, in a manner of speaking, you signed your soul over to the devil when you joined Facebook. The company’s Terms of Service (ToS) dictates what it can and can’t do with the information you provide Facebook. That means all those duckface pictures, that accidental drunken post on your ex girlfriend’s wall, and your friend list full of people you’ve never seen before, are all pieces of information that Facebook has every right to do what it pleases with. The law cited isn’t even relevant in this context. If you want to stop Facebook from sharing your information, than simply stop using Facebook.

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ACTUAL SCREENSHOT OF PRIVACY NOTICE, IF FOUND DO NOT APPROACH

Miami Zombie Attack Prank!

This has to be one of the funniest videos I’ve seen in a long time. In the wake of all the stories we’ve heard of individuals eating brains, faces and hearts, YouTube prankster Vitaly decided to take advantage of the “Zombie Apocalypse” to make a prank video acting as if he were a zombie preying on other people. A lot of people on Twitter believe that the video is racist because he’s chasing African-Americans in almost every single shot, but in all honesty, I’ve seen this guy’s videos since Memorial Day a couple weeks ago, when I discovered him on WorldStarHipHop, and he’s an equal-opportunity offender.

Tell me what you think after watching the video yourself here:

Word on the Street 6/4/12

Paws for thought: Cat Orville was turned into a helicopter by his artist owner Bart Jansen, pictured right,after he was run over by a car

1. Many animal lovers find it hard to part with their pets when they die.

So when cat Orville, named after the famous aviator Orville Wright, was run over by a car, his artist owner decided to turn him into a permanent piece of artwork as the ultimate tribute by transforming him into a flying helicopter.

Dutch artist Bart Jansen first stuffed Orville before teaming up with radio control helicopter flyer Arjen Beltman to build a specially-designed flying mechanism to attach to the cat.

Read more: Daily Mail

(What the hell? This is freaking crazy! I hate animals so much, if I’m being honest with you guys…..so to see someone make their dead animal into “artwork” makes me want to throw up, lol. This is something that I would put under the category of #whitepeopleproblems, lol – J.K.)

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